Do you think ninjas are totally sweet?
If you've ever wanted to go out there and study martial arts so you too can become a true killing machine and take on aliens and pirates and maybe, if you're really feeling your Wheaties, your mom, this is the book for you.

It's all about Ninjas and how sweet they are and all the cool things they can do. What more do you need to know?

Laugh out loud until you pee in your pants funny, I literally was rolling with laughter in my seat on my last airline flight. I'm lucky the air marshals didn't feel threatened by me. The misadventures of Robert Hamburger, whoever he is, are hilarious and maybe just a little bit sad. The poor little guy has really no one to talk to and has to live his life in the obsessive world of ninjas.

But, for all of that, it's damn funny. We adults who have passed that awkward part of our childhood and broken through to the other side can relate.

Now go out there and start training. Robert is probably already well into his yoga by now, honed with his Tekken skills, so you'll have some catching up to do.

Sweet!

Completely misplaced
I do not like where this product is listed, it has absolutely no relevence to the martial arts and it belongs in this section about as much as Herodotus does in current events.
This book is a work of fiction, in spite of its goals or content, it belongs with the other works of fiction. Amazon, MOVE THIS WHERE IT BELONGS!

Love this book
I love this book... but this is the only book that ever loved me back.

Surprisingly Well Written and Detailed
Unlike many other satire "how to" guides, this book offers more detail than expected. It is hilarious and clear that the offer but a great deal of time into writing it. It is a delight to spend hours going over the "facts" of Ninja life.

This is a perfect gift for any up and coming Ninja.

I love it!
Hey you should buy this book and then read it a gazillion times. Why? You ask a very obvious question and the answer is simple: ninjas are sweet, and by sweet I mean totally awesome.