Product Details
- Author: Ian Spector
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- Binding: Paperback
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- Dewey Decimal Number: 818.602
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- EAN: 9781592403448
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- ISBN: 1592403441
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- Label: Gotham
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- Language: English
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- Manufacturer: Gotham
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- Number of Items: 1
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- Number of Pages: 176
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- Product Group: Book
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- Publication Date: 2007-11-29
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- Publisher: Gotham
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- Studio: Gotham
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- Title: The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human
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Product Description: The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth
Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the worlds consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.
Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
A cobra once bit Chuck Norriss leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norriss house is a Total Gym.
A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.
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Customer Reviews
Its A Fact THIS BOOK IS AWESOME!
I loved this book. It is great reading material and the facts are so funny. Some will have you lauging out loud!! My favorite was that Chuck Norris was on Nickelodean Guts and finished first in every contest then slept with Mo on the Agro Crag!!
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
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not appropriate humor
this book was to be a b-day gift for a teenage son who loves C.N. jokes and often makes up his own. I could not give this book to him. It has a TOO many inappropriate jokes and is not worth looking at. I will stick to hearing my son's own clean jokes about C.N. Save your money!
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This book is hilarious
I bought this book for my softball team, who are all Chuck Norris fans. I loved it so much, I kept it for myself. I'm selfish like that.
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Funny, but contains offensive and blasphemous content
I thought most of the book was extremely funny, however, some of the content was unecessarily offensive and blasphemous that I didn't care for. You may want to just view the websites and save your money for a total gym and Chuck Norris pajamas. (like Superman wears) One good thing I will say about it is that there are less of the humorless "facts" than the websites have, so most of the book is really funny. Who would have known about Alf?
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Very funny................
This book cracked me up. Has some very funny lines. If you're a Chuck Norris fan, you should enjoy this book. Would be fun to pick up and read out loud when you have several people over so everyone can enjoy.
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